As SlapstickStuff closes in our 300th volume and our 21st anniversary (and MAN we are OLD), we're looking back... And yes, that means bringing back some long-gone models for one last (??) messy shoot! We're starting with Naomi, who famously sputtered and cursed her way through SS230 over five years ago. Naomi infamously promised she would never return, but time (and a lot more money) has a way of healing old wounds. And so, she came out of retirement to shoot two brand-new scenes! And immediately regretted it....
How much of Naomi's persona as "the world's tiniest and angriest model" is strictly for the cameras, and how much is real? Who knows? I will note that she is remarkably easy to work with... If you're okay with a torrent of expletives. (We're talking Scarface/Aurora levels of four-letter words here.) Scene One has Naomi wondering why she ever returned (to the Poison Pen, and also our set, because we love meta), then getting progressively angrier and naked-er with every smashed cake and thrown pie and bucket of chunky slime she takes. And boy, does she take a lot! Scene Two brings Naomi back again, reluctantly, under the promise of a "real" bridal shoot... which somehow devolves into an even messier shoot than before. (Naked once more, aside from white thigh-highs, which is somehow more humiliating?) Fans of excessive mess and true unfiltered reactions will love this one, and for you cake fans? Holy moly, Naomi gets it about as bad as any model ever, with her entire head encased in frosting numerous times. (FOUR sheet cakings in Scene Two alone.)
This was a model I truly never thought would return, so to see her come back... And push the limits of her previous shoot in terms of mess and over-the-top reactions? Well, let's just say there are advantages to getting old! Enjoy!
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