[PAULA and ASHTON wear bikinis and talk to each other.]

PAULA: So Ashton, any questions about the shoot?

ASHTON: I don't think so. You said it was a lot of fun last time, so I'm really excited!

P: Me too. I've been hitting the gym every day to look good in this bikini!

A: [looks her over] Oh yeah, that's… nice. [condescending] Some of us are just naturally pretty, of course.

P: Uh huh. Well, why don't we do some poses for the photographer?

[They both pose for the camera. After a while, ASHTON steps in front of PAULA as she continues to pose.]

P: Hey, um… Ashton? You're blocking me in the shot.

A: Oh really? I didn't see you back there. [She ignores her and continues to pose.]

[PAULA moves back alongside her.]

P: Seriously Ashton, this is supposed to be a team effort!

[ASHTON blocks her yet again as she continues to pose.]

A: Yeah… You know Paula, I was thinking about that. Seems like this first scene should be a solo feature.

P: Really? You want it all to yourself?

A: If you don't mind.

P: Alright, have it your way… [She steps over to the left as ASHTON remains centered.]

A: Thanks, sweetie. [She continues to pose.]

P: Okay guys, you heard her! She wants it all for herself!

[ASHTON gets pied.]

A: Hey! Where did that come from?

P: Ooops, I forgot to mention… This isn't just a bikini shoot.

A: It's not? [gets pied]

P: Nope, it's a bikini PIE shoot!

A: Hang on, you didn't say tell me I'd be getting smashed in the face… [gets pied] With pies!

P: Oh yeah, I guess you were too busy posing to hear me. Speaking of… How about some more of your "solo work"?

A: But I can't pose like this. I look like an idiot!

P: No more so than usual.

[ASHTON attempts to pose and gets pied again.]

A: That's it! I'm going to find the producer! [She exits and PAULA takes center stage, laughing.]

P: Well well, now that we got THAT out of the way… It's time for the real star of the show! [She begins posing for the camera.]

A: [OC] Hey Paula!

P: Yes?

A: [entering] Guess what I found! [She hits PAULA with a pie.]

P: That wasn't very nice.

A: Nope, about as nice as forgetting to tell me this was a PIE shoot! [pies PAULA again]

P: You think you're funny, huh?

A: Yeah… I kinda do!

P: Hmmm… I bet you could be even funnier!

A: How? [PAULA pies ASHTON.]

A: That's it. You're going down. [ASHTON and PAULA continue to pie each other with adlibs, until finally…]

P: I'm sorry I tricked you into getting pied, Ashton.

A: And I'm sorry I was being so stuck up, Paula.

P: Best friends again?

A: Best friends! [They hug.]

A: Aw, I could never stay mad at you! [A pie flies from OC and hits her.]

P: Especially when there's much better people to be mad at. [gets pied]