NARRATOR: So, how have you liked the shoot so far?

MODEL: Oh, it's been pretty fun so far.... except for all the pies!

N: Yeah, they are pretty funny, aren't they?

M: Honestly, I don't know what else you could do to me. [gets green slimed]

N: Nice! But do you know WHAT the green slime is made of?

M: I don't know! [gets green slimed again]

M: Well, at least there aren't any pies in this scene. [gets pied] I think I spoke too soon. [gets pied again]

M: Fine... You know what? It's the end of the shoot. Let me have it! [gets double slimed]

N: You said it!

M: [sighs] This has been a Pie... [gets pied] In The Face... [gets pied] Production! [gets pied] Can I go home now??